the memoirs of a MER.

NEW SKIN!

2008-04-04T03:16:00.000-07:00

woah so totally cool man! i applied a skin on my own. pure ownage people. yes thank you, thank you. now hold your applause, yes yes, you're too kind, woots! i wanna thank my mom and my dad, for being with me all the way through this journey.... yes thank you one and all, you have all been so supportive really. thank you! yes yes, ooh, that flower is nice. it's for me? oh you shouldn't have really. aww... thanks anyway, yay! thanks people! now i need to blog, don't mind me, my ears are blasting thanks to your stupid applause! i said stop right stupid people. HOOLIGANS MAN!

haha now to my blog again. erm... i don't know how to retrieve my past posts? someone be my saviour!:( anyway, thank god it's friday! my god, this week sucked like forty mothers like that. thank you god! there was like staying back everyday, whoo. beauty sleeps are calling me. woah, today i ate like one mentos packet in... 10 mins?!?! and also, i stuffed about 10 eclipse mints into my mouth right before recess, and afterschool major stomach-ache so didn't stay back. i should do this more often man. anyway, exams are round the corner, everyone's mugging. now their mugging with someone, someone so unbelieveable to mug. ME. hard to believe right? yeah, i got this habit thanks to audrey! (: wait i remember posting this 2 days ago if i'm not wrong. oh well. and oh, i might go holy spirit church tomorrow.

nothing much.

2008-04-02T05:16:00.000-07:00

Monday is founder's day for saint patrick's. erm... yay? right. i hate founder's day. because i have to stay back at 3 while normal people go back at 9.30!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wtfwtfwtfwtf. sometimes i wish i was a normal student, no duty, no pumping, 20 mins longer recess, no reporting to school early, no need to wear tie for the whole day, no need good conduct, no probation, but sometimes being a prefect, there are advantages. If you somehow don't like this guy, you can busted him a lot. like during recess, make him clear people's plates, and if he ever tries whacking you, you have the head prefect, and teachers and the principal as your bodyguards. anyway, founder's day again. Investiture of prefects. blash blah blah. someone's mom died. he's name is davio, and he's in 1T1, he busted me, so i busted him too. sometimes he walk past my friend, he get called:"MOTHER DIE!". LOL, pitiful? not at all. okay, maybe a bit, as having your mom to die is quite pain, or very pain. whatever lah. anyway, i started this habit of studying. thanks audrey so much!(: hopefully i don't stop this habit. it;s hard to come by for me. i hate studying. as in really really hate. anyway, i like saosin. do you? it's pronounced :"say-yo-sin" by the way. not : "sao-sin". great misunderstanding. so yeah. i feel bored. i bet you readin this is getting bored too. so if you don't like my posts, just play with my Cbox. anyway, watcha doing?

mickey mouse, i killed your mom.

2008-03-26T02:08:00.000-07:00

what's with stupid chain email? just to scare small kids and stupid people? i really don't see a point in it, as your can't see the fright on their faces, nor will they show it to you. IT'S A USELESS PRANK! you should try better ones. like, pull doors that say push, and push doors that says pull. also, believe that a boogeyman stays under your bed, talk to him every night if you can't sleep. and also when someone form behind shouts' Eh Stupid!', turn back automatically.
See? so much more fun pranks than stupid chain letters. for example, the mickey mouse thingy, i'll post it here, see whether you're scared.

THIS EMAIL HAS BEEN CURSED ONCE OPENED YOU MUST SEND IT.You are now cursed. You must send this on or you will be killed. Tonight at12:00am, by Mickey Mouse. This is no joke. So don't think you can quicklyget out of it and delete it now because Mickey Mouse will come to you if youdo not send this on. He will slit your throat and your wrists and pull youreyeballs out with a fork. And then hang your dead corpse in your bedroomcupboard or put you under your bed. What's your parents going to do whenthey find you dead? Won't be funny then, will it? Don't think this is a fake nd it's all put on to scare you because your wrong, so very wrong. Want tohear of some of the sad, sad people who lost their lives or have beenseriously hurt by this email?CASE ONE -Annalise Richmond :She got this email. Rubbish she thought. She deleted it.And now, Annalise dead.CASE TWO -LouiseWhitefield: She sent this to only 4 people and when she woke up in themorning her wrists had deep lacerations on each. Luckily there was no painfelt, though she is scarred for life.CASE THREE -Thomas Crowley: He sent this to 5 people. Big mistake. The night Thomas waslying in his bed watching T.V. The clock shows '12:01am'. The T.Vmisteriously flickered off and Thomas's bedroom lamp flashed on and offseveral times. It went pitch black, Thomas looked to the left of him andthere he was, Mickey Mouse standing in white rags. Blood everywhere with aknife in his hand then disappeared. The biggest fright of Thomas's life.Warning... NEVER look in a mirror and repeat -'Mickey Mouse.Mickey Mouse.'Mickey Mouse... I KILLED YOUR SON' Is it the end for you tonight! YOU ARENOW CURSED We strongly advise you to send this email on. It is seriously NOJOKE. We don't want to see another life wasted. ITS YOUR CHOICE... WANNA DIETONIGHT? If you send this email to...NO PEOPLE - Your going to die.1-5 PEOPLE - Your going to either get hurt or get the biggest fright of yourlife.5-15 PEOPLE - You will bring your family bad luck and someone close to youwill die.15 -25 OR MORE PEOPLE - You are safe from Mickey Mouse

If you believe this, have fun wasting time being scared on this shit. :D and that, ladies and gentlemen, is my amazing, motivating, colourful, mindfreaking, amazing, motivating, coulourful, mindfreaking, amazing Speech! thank you once again LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!! God Bless All;)

happy birthday Audrey!!!

2008-03-17T03:44:00.000-07:00

sorry people i haven't been blogging for a long time. two weeks ago, i had sec 2 adventure camp. uh huh. it sucked overall man. i had: shortage of clothes, many cuts, many bites, and lousy tent. MY tentmates and i build such a good, spacious tent then we kena moved to some dogshit tent. so yeah, the few times that were enjoyable in camp was the Nature Rumble, where we had to go through this forest thingy, rolled in mud, got stuck in mud, and loads of fun there. we laighed at each others faces during the rolling, and yeah. that's all i guess. last week, i had altar servers chalet. AGAIN, tuesday to friday. consumed my whole holiday:(. Holiday should have been 2 weeks, that way people had a week to complete their work, another week for rest. because like i find no point in a holiday packed with homework. Ask any student, they would agree, but many will say a month would be so much better. WELL DUH! OF COURSE LUHH! but you think the ministry would allow? and again, i would like to wish my 2nd sister, Audrey, A HAPPY BELATED PRINCESSY BIRTHDAY!!!!!:D:D:D:D We didn't get to celebrate her birthday as she was away on holiday:(. If she wasn't away, her birthday party would have been a blast if it were organised by the Mafias/moo moo llamas and the MerBros. haha, presents everywhere, hug giving to audrey and all. The least i could do since she was away was to help her with her stressful work, which i just did:). but i somehow feel it's not enough. aiyo. oh well... OKAY, so moving on to today, 1st day of term 2, it was okay, but i have book review on 4th week, and i haven't touched a book since my last book review, and somemore i didn't read the book, just watched the movieXD. okay okay shhhh.... haha.

why me sial?!

2008-03-01T21:53:00.000-08:00

walao today damn unlucky sia. first, i kena caught for long hair! i mean what the f*** man?! is my hair that long? then also, while i was cycling to barber, a stupid asshole driver go open his door then i kena hit, his wife or gf damn irritating man, call me come back cos got a freaking small dent. also not my fault right bitch! at least the guy so good, just let me go. IDIOT NA BEI! now i look like shit, i cut my sides and slope my back. sigh.

2008-03-01T04:41:00.000-08:00

SAD MAN. i didn't go for shine rally.:( cos like this ronald didn't call me so he said he would then in the end, he didn;t call until just now to ask me whether i'm at the shiny place. Oh well, i guess i just have to wait next year. meanwhile i still trying to find a spot for Nasi Lemak to stay in. (Mas Selamat) Should it be in.... nevermind. i shall not give info. sigh... bored sia. at least tomorrow's sunday! church with all the mers at 7am. This kyra barbara stacey and natalie are damn scary luhh. they creep me and kris damn alot. call us like every minute, maybe they put some sort of totally spies tracker in us like what kris and i said. then like got the tracking device in their phone to see our every move. eeeyer. At least we know Barbara's mom as our cat class teacher, then we can ask her to stop babara and friends from calling us. I need electric guitar! then i can move on to rock and metal songs.

shine jesus shine.

2008-02-29T22:05:00.000-08:00

today got shine jesus shine! but like not everyone coming not that fun seh.
Mercow's grounded, Merdog's lazy, and only Merpig and I going. well, Merpig and his friends luhh. someone in serangoon destrict, please come? give me a call or sms at 81680254. damn bored sial. right now, i'm saving up for a sexy electric guitar man. i know i started long ago but haha. i stopped. now i started again. i calculated that it would take me 13.333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 weeks to save up for the guitar! help! donations anyone? XD

2008-02-29T04:16:00.001-08:00

walao bloody com damn slow lah.
i hate my com. i hate everyone.
and today, i have a very big mission i have to accomplish. this is what happened:
afterschool, i rushed to a place (unknown due to big, real big search.) to meet my JI organisation. right now, i have taken over Mas Selamat. As you see, he is really useless and can't even take over the world. not as impressive as me so yeah, i took over him. he's a useless person man.
okay this is what really happened. afterschool, i went to peninsula with Justin and Bevan, and yeah they bought their shit, then we went to a studio and jam. wah seh, freaking loud man. we played the drums like siao. right now i got headache. but i'm going there again next next next week man! whooo! okay so i can't wait for adventure camp next week! will be gone from tuesday to friday. I reached home today late, then rushed for mass. then stations. then here i am. TA DA.
i love pokemon.

2008-02-28T04:38:00.000-08:00

haha sorry iris!
i had some blog prob yesterday so couldn't link you. then you just reminded me so yeah. i rock!

funny looking man on the loose.

2008-02-28T04:05:00.000-08:00

hello max! hi.
haha okay.
you know what? today i was reading the straits times then i saw Mas Selamat's face. then i was like thinking about it throughout school period and then afterschool, i decided. after i finish this post, i'll go to serangoon gardens police post and sign up for a police career. then i'll carry my Em-16 and shoot every old person. HAHA. then JI organisation shall know of my evil-ness, and take me in, then i shall impale them at night.
hee hee.
pro huh? i bet police couldn't even think of that. LOSERS! I mean, nothing:D
okay so in school, i was caught for long hair! cool right? like so wtf wtf wtf luhh!
wah sai. okay then i failed maths:( and Geography. but geography teacher mark wrong so i should pass. chinese i passed! first time sial.

2008-02-26T23:48:00.000-08:00

WHOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! exams are finally over!!!! for me lah. and yeah, i apologise for not blogging so long, i was too lazy to. so again, welcome to the ex-dead blog!! which is, of course now... alive. yes. alive. breathing in, breathing out. so yeah exams was *breathing in,* easy. especially history, sine my *breathing out,* dad helped me. i feel damn sorry for sherman about the *breathing in,* thing luhh. i wish i could tell him but i don't wish to tell him. HOW?!?!? *breathing out,* music lesson owned today man! the we will we will rock you shit so easy sial.
so i helped those less fortunate ones, LOL. oh cool, did anyone realise something? my blog stopped breathing! whisper * is it dead?* oh my. okay since it's dead, i shall blog no more.